Amanda Locarno

I am a product of the Toy Story generation, 90's pop music, and Winnie the Pooh philosophy.

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

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— 3 days ago with 403580 notes
Friday night funtimes! @oakmountainlanes @shelbyscottharris #oakmountainlanes #bowlingalley

Friday night funtimes! @oakmountainlanes @shelbyscottharris #oakmountainlanes #bowlingalley

— 5 days ago
#oakmountainlanes  #bowlingalley 
"Is it possible, to put this night to tune and move it to you?" #bowlingalley #light #cartoon #minusthebear #bored #monday #effects

"Is it possible, to put this night to tune and move it to you?" #bowlingalley #light #cartoon #minusthebear #bored #monday #effects

— 1 week ago
#monday  #light  #bowlingalley  #effects  #minusthebear  #bored  #cartoon 
d0nn0:


d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(Source: d0nn0, via bryarly)

— 1 week ago with 424144 notes
Hills suck, but I finally got under 10:30. :) :) :) #mile #runkeeper #hills #neighborhood #run

Hills suck, but I finally got under 10:30. :) :) :) #mile #runkeeper #hills #neighborhood #run

— 1 week ago
#neighborhood  #run  #mile  #runkeeper  #hills